peppermint-prince:

i love hearing puppies running over to you

it’s literally just

pitterpatterpitterpatterpitterpatterpitterpatterPITTERPATTERPITTERPATTER

theobiwan:

clamjob:

ifollowbadblogs:

If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?

its a sin thats what it is

I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.

teaburger:

The three different kinds of exam takers.

#in which i am harry

evidently-evil:

calibornsbottomwhore:

if i had superpowers id use them to get cheesey fries when ever i wanted them

I like that you didn’t even specify the superpower and were just like you’ll make it work

(Source: waterwraith)

10knotes:

Must be Pepper’s birthday and he only remembered like 5 minutes ago during a fight.

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

(Source: morti-do)

thatssonotmyname:

handsomeandhorny:

New way of choosing our partners. 

ॐ fucking cunts 

draconiswormwood:

Describes me perfectly.

(Source: matheamoller)

ashprincessmidna:

So fucking cute

(Source: vine.co)

sinkfurthereveryday:

yeah

Hell yeah

(Source: g0dfrey)

"We’re not friends, we’re not enemies. We’re strangers with some memories."
— Frank Ocean  (via thatkindofwoman)

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