lifehackable:

maybe the grass is always greener on the other side because it’s fertilized with bullshit

katara:

IM CRYING

fifty-shades-of-irony:

Gordon Ramsay only has two emotions

  1. I’M ONLY TRYING TO FUCKING HELP YOU SO FUCKING LISTEN!
  2. No  no shhhh I was only trying to help please don’t cry.

(Source: dave-2swaggy4u-strider)

(Source: calithepug)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

dboybaker:

bunnyfood:

Family Photo

look how fucking proud it is

(Source: avianawareness)

third-distal-phalanx:

safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

I want to show this to my dad but god only knows what bullshit defense he’ll come up with

third-distal-phalanx:

safe-behind-bars:

IM SHARING THIS FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW PERFECT THIS IS.

I want to show this to my dad but god only knows what bullshit defense he’ll come up with

Lelly 🐱 LOVE MY CAT!!

phuckindope:

Phuckindope.tumblr.com

(Source: sluty-moon)

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
Via BuzzFeed
catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
Via BuzzFeed
catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
Via BuzzFeed
catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
Via BuzzFeed
catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
Via BuzzFeed
catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
Via BuzzFeed
catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
Via BuzzFeed
catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
Via BuzzFeed
catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
Via BuzzFeed
catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.
Via BuzzFeed

catsbeaversandducks:

Meerkats make the best photographer’s assistants EVER.

Via BuzzFeed

bewbin:

Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus 

mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

(Source: iraffiruse)

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes