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penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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— 1 day ago with 261770 notes

castielisactuallyagirlsname:

97% sure that the doctor and clara are essentially teenage girls when they see a hot guy in public

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faustianhierophant:

A Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel wearing an acorn top as a hat.

faustianhierophant:

A Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel wearing an acorn top as a hat.

(via kawajirishinobu)

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"

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— 1 day ago with 115847 notes

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via meghlyn)

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toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

(Source: memewhore, via tyleroakley)

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valiantparadox:

bro-boner:

It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

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It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

Ireland.

not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

the erection at the intersection

(via thranduilsgaycousin)

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badsciencejokes:

The rotation of Earth really makes my day!

(via fightforallthewrongreasons-)

— 2 days ago with 2342 notes

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

(via marshmallowofyourdreams)

— 2 days ago with 99460 notes